With a win tonight in Game 6 of the NLCS, the St. Louis Cardinals will reach the World Series for the first time since 2006, way back when Jeff Weaver was in the majors instead of prison. Well, I'm not sure if he's in prison now, but he probably is. I mean, just look at the guy.
Here is Tony La Russa's Game 6 lineup, with right-hander Shaun Marcum pitching for the Milwaukee Brewers:
I got the lineup from RotoInfo.com, and someone over there suffered quite the amusing Freudian slip:
Hey, Nick Punto is 5'9". That's above average in the general population. As long as he's his listed height, that is. Which he almost certainly isn't.