Look! The deal between the Cubs and Red Sox for Theo Epstein is done!

As I first reported yesterday, Theo deal is basically done + press conf. should be tomorrow. He will be Pres. of Baseball ops. Jed Hoyer GM

But wait! No, it's not!

#RedSox source: "Fundamental divide" still exists w #Cubs over Theo comp talks. Nothing close, no recent progress.

To which this is the only possible logical reaction:

Make it STOP.