That's all the headline needs to be to give you a pretty good idea that something will be off in what you're about to read. Apparently T-Plush was at the Twilight premiere last night. That's amusing enough, but then there's the amazing photo that goes along with that piece of information.

What makes that picture art? Is it the smile? The blurriness? The incorrect timestamp? I'm not sure, but if that were an album cover, I'd buy the album. If it were a shirt, I'd wear it. If it were a Nyjer Morgan-related picture, I'd share it with Baseball Nation readers. 

There's more, of course:

Great premier last nite! For those Twilight Fans you will enjoy the entire movie! If Plush had to pick Wearwolf or Vampire, I'm a Wearwolf!

Is the misspelling intentional? Does it matter? There's wearing a latex tuxedo to a an awards show, and then there's wearing a pork-pie hat to a Twilight premiere and enjoying the absolute hell out of it. One is trying too hard. The other is something you can't fake.