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From Jerry Crasnick:

Fellow Ga. native Jeff Francoeur helped recruit Broxton for #Royals. Broxton recently went hunting w/Francoeur & manager Ned Yost

Oh.

Francoeur: Well, look at that. A deer. Over there.

Yost: Where? I don't see anything?

Broxton: Is he talking about that dot on the horizon? I guess that could be a ...

Francoeur unloads his rifle in the general direction of the deer

Yost: Dammit. You weren't even close.

Francoeur: I'll bet I hit it with anywhere between 24 and 28% of those shots. I'm rad. They probably didn't do a lot, though, so you'll have to finish him off, Broxy.

Broxton: Me?

Yost: Yeah, close this one out.

Broxton: Well, here goes nothing.

Broxton shoots Yost in the leg
Broxton shoots self in the earlobe
Broxton swallows some ammunition, thinking it was a box of metal Vicodin to help with the pain
Broxton gives up a home run to the deer

Yost: I was told there would be snipes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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