Craig Powers of SB Nation's Coug Center finds a fourth-grade essay he wrote on the Hall of Fame, and takes it down, Fire Joe Morgan-style.

Let's not ignore the grammar failings here. "Get real good." Did this kid do any editing at all? And the teacher, stamping "Terrific" right at the top? To what kind of low standards were these kids being held? That's just embarrassing for all parties. Shameful.