Filed under: Hot Corner A Horrifying Thought By Carson Cistulli Apr 4, 2011, 10:55am EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: A Horrifying Thought Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email It’s just occurred to me, just this second: if former Salon, and current Bleacher Report, contributor King Kaufman were ever crowned the actual king of an actual country, we would never even know.