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Scene From My Meeting With The Marketing Department Of A Bad Team #2

Marketing Guy:  Unfortunately, our team is underperforming -- 

Me:  "Underperforming"?  Your team is "underperforming" like a meal of rotten meat eaten with a broken-tined fork while watching a documentary about France in World War II!  But go on.  

Marketing Guy:  So we feel our slogan has to sell the overall ballpark experience.  

Me:  I couldn't agree more.  

Me (cont'd):  So how about, "You can't pay this much for parking unless you're at the airport!"  

Marketing Guy:  Um...

Me:  Or, ""Enjoy our retractable roof!  It hides our team's badness from God!"  

Marketing Guy: We don't have a retractable roof.  

Me:  Then how about, "Buy us a retractable roof and we'll finally win!"  

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