Luckily, the Royals have teamed up with HyVee stores to fit your needs! A picture after the jump ...
Try to disinfect everything you can, get the stink out, and clean up as much as possible. If that doesn't work, throw batteries at them. Now that's how you enjoy Royals baseball.
This came from a user on Reddit, and while it seems too perfect to be true, I'll just assume that it's real.