Oh, I know that I shouldn't give the link-farming spambots any traffic, but there's something so poetic about the most egregious examples:â†µ
A part of of a group for his complete 14-year Major League career, Tim Salmon is a Los Angeles Angels all-time home run leader. In his initial full deteriorate in 1993, Salmon was an evident energy threat, attack 31 home runs to spin a American League Rookie of a Year.â†µ
It's like James Joyce crossed with Peter Gammons. So beautiful.â†µ
Hat-tip to Sam Miller, who is a fool for giving up his best source for story ideas.