Quick, go think of a caption for this photo. I'll get you started:â†µ
"You thought I was dead? Why does everyone say that?"â†µ
"The Cubs are going with Pfiester today, so you should bat Konetchy third."â†µ
"Shingles, eh? Is that anything like consumptive ablepsy? I think the Kaiser has that."â†µ
(Because Larry King is old, you see.)â†µ
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