Sam Fuld is the most interesting baseball player in the world. If you doubt this, please note his Wikipedia page, which runs about 6800 words with 165 footnotes.
↵Baseball Prospectus's Colin Wyers summed up the majesty of Fuld's entry in fewer than 140 characters:
↵Sam Fuld's Wikipedia page has more words than STAR TREK'S.↵
By about 1,000 words, too. Sam Fuld, ladies and gentlemen.