Oakland appears to be heading to San Jose, the heart of the Silicon Valley. The franchise might want a new name that fits the area.
↵We've got some ideas: San Jose Unathletics, The San Francisco Bay Area Northern California Los Angeles A's of San Jose, the Cupertino Apps, Pitt-Jolie Moneyballs, San Jose Ham Fighters, Silicon Valley Wafers, San Andreas Faults, Golden State Napsters, South Bay No More Huge Foul Grounds, the Nerds, San Francisco Little Tike Junior Googlers, the Fightin' Zuckerbergs.