If the category is "Awesomest Newly Created and Fancy Job Titles", that is. From Brian McTaggart:

The Astros have hired Sig Mejdal as Director of Decision Sciences

He previously worked for the Cardinals as their Director of Draft Analytics, which is also an awesome job title. According to this, he also used to be a travel writer. But I'll bet his résumé reads that he was a Director of Excursion Narratives, as well it should.