After the Carlos Zambrano trade, no one can write a paragraph about the Miami Marlins without including the word "circus." Even neutral ol' Google Images is getting into the act.
Which makes this tweet from a Marlins beat writer yesterday morning seem ominous.
After busy off-season, #Marlins offer this: Elephants from Ringling Bros circus will take batting practice Thur at new ballpark (media only)
No, really. The circus is actually rolling through Miami right now. Your job is to read every article about the Marlins today while singing that circus song.