Evan Longoria, for the second straight season, has homered twice on the last day of the season. After Longoria's second homer of the season, Ryan Robert tattooed a ball (lololol) to left, and Nate McLouth had what is commonly referred to as "the worst feeling in the world":

WHAR BALL WHAR? Oh. He kind of has C-3PO arms going, if you look closely.

Chris Tillman has otherwise pitched a solid game, striking out four without allowing a walk through the first four innings. But he's left a couple pitches up, and he's paid dearly. The Orioles don't need this game ... but they'd sure like it, and it's slipping away fast.