Jose Canseco's Twitter account used to be a thing. I don't know, maybe it still is, but I stopped following it when it started to seem a little too contrived. It was as if an agent or PR person was saying, "Hey, Jose, tweet something about Gaza and Nicki Minaj. Don't care what it is. Just do it."
But I think I'm back, because this dream is just too beautiful to ignore:
Trying to setup a hoomerun derby with my agent. Any former or current MLB players that is interested email my manager joemelendez@msn.com
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012
It will be in Jan before spring training. Just like the one in cashman field way back in the day in which I won it.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012
How about a derby for old time sake. Sosa McGwire me palmeiro Juan Gonzalez manny Vladimir. Who am I missing
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012
How can I forget Griffey Jr frank Thomas Darryl strawberry. It will be fun.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012
Barry bonds!! That would be awesome. Mix in a Robinson cano jose Bautista and u got legends vs current legends. Nice concept.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012
So far 2 prominent current MLB players have signed up. Looking for 3 or 5 more.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012
Well it's a good idea and fun. Always good to smack balls out of the yard in front of 20k fans.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012
Oh, how I'd watch Barry Bonds square off against Jose Canseco in a home-run derby. Pay-per-view? Sure. Just make it happen, you goofy man. Make it happen.