Hey, Tommy Lasorda, do you think Sammy Sosa should be in the Hall of Fame?

"To me, [he doesn't] belong in there," said Lasorda. "[He] cheated."

Got it. Wait, what about Mike Piazza?

"No proof. I've got to say he didn't take it," Lasorda said. "That's how I feel. I just don't think he took 'em."

Yeah, but there's no proof that Sosa ... You know what? Tommy Lasorda has been in professional baseball since the Truman administration. If he says he can tell who took steroids and who didn't just by looking, maybe we should defer to his expertise.

"I had thought A-Rod, he probably did it the right way," Lasorda said of Alex Rodriguez. "Then he said he took 'em. So there it is."

Never mind.

(H/T to Baseball Primer.)