Orioles scouts have been banned from events sanctioned by the Korean Baseball Association.â†µ
Somewhere basebally in Koreaâ†µ
Korean Guard: Halt! Do you work for the Orioles?
â†µOrioles Scout: Um…no.
â†µKorean Guard: Are you sure?
â†µOrioles Scout: Why would anyone ever lie about working for the Orioles?
â†µKorean Guard: Of course. Carry on.