Check that, horrific Dodger Stadium renovation plans.

Oh, it's easy to be a traditionalist or someone resistant to change. Takes all of the thinking out of it. It doesn't take a lot of brainpower to hate anything and everything that's different. Makes things easier.

But this is objectively hideous, right?

via Los Angeles Times

That's from the Los Angeles Times, who report former Dodgers' pitcher Orel Hershiser has plans to renovate Dodger Stadium, complete with a discomfiting picture of an upper-deck structure in right field, and he's sharing the plans with most of the Dodgers' prospective buyers.

This picture -- BROUGHT TO YOU BY BIG 5 -- shows a new structure in right field, and the center-field scoreboard -- BROUGHT TO YOU BY BIG 5 -- is supposed to help Dodger Stadium become a "futuristic electronic showcase" according to Hershiser. This presumably refers to Dodger Dogs being packed with nanobots that actively fight against diarrhea from the first bite. Godspeed, nanobots. Godspeed.