This is not really a live-blog of Wednesday's game between the Marlins and the Cardinals. We're not going to update you with all of the details. For example, it's 3-0 Cardinals right now. It's 3-0 Cardinals as we go to the third inning. How did the Cardinals score three runs? Who knows! You won't find your answer in here.

What you will find in here is the following video:

Hanley Ramirez was bumped from shortstop to third base to make room for shortstop Jose Reyes. Ramirez and Reyes are supposedly buddies, and should communicate pretty well. Based on a sample size of one play, Hanley Ramirez is a disaster at third base, and he and Reyes might not even speak the same language.

Ramirez: You!
Ramirez: You!
Ramirez: You!
Ramirez: Not me, you!
Reyes: ✉✆⌨⌨ ⌛#✇

It's all just beginning. The whole Miami Marlins experience is just beginning.

The Cardinals have a baserunner in the third inning now. I won't tell you how he got there.