Blogger Elizabeth Rudisill on one thing that Anthony Rizzo apparently doesn't do well:

I have not once witnessed Anthony Rizzo sign one autograph. I have not once witnessed Anthony Rizzo interact with a fan. I have not once witnessed Anthony Rizzo turn his head in acknowledgement when a fan yells his name as he walks back to the clubhouse across the field. But I digress.

Digression over, Rudisill then relates an unflattering autograph-related incident after a recent Iowa Cubs game.

We all want our baseball heroes to comport themselves with some grace. We want to like them. And there's nothing wrong with that.