You might consider yourself a baseball nerd or a baseball junkie. You have your own description, but you get the idea. You see this news item come across the wire:
Sugar Land Skeeters Expected To Sign Scott Kazmir
After you read it, what does this news say about you? Knowing who Scott Kazmir is: 2 baseball-junkie points
Being aware of MLB Trade Rumors: 5 baseball-junkie points
Already having heard of the Sugar Land Skeeters: 50 baseball-junkie points
Spending the last 15 minutes of your life looking for videos of Jason Lane throwing a baseball because holy crap Jason Lane is a pitcher now and isn't that wild?: 80 baseball-junkie points
Not realizing that Jason Lane converted to the mound a couple of years ago, and was pitching in the Diamondbacks' system this year: -137 baseball-junkie points
I lost all my junkie points, guys. Someone should have told me about Jason Lane earlier. This is horrible.