Turns out that Survivor is still on. It also turns out there are Ken Rosenthals and Buster Olneys of the Survivor world, who take great pride in sifting through rumors related to the show. And according to this site, former All-Star Jeff Kent is going to be on the next season of the show.
↵This is important news, of course. Over/under on when he throws or receives his punch: three minutes before filming begins.