Well, he wasn't really wearing sunglasses. There was this song, and ... never mind. I knew I should have stuck with my "Call Me John Mabry" parody.

But Corey Hart fell over a dugout railing on Monday night, which means there's an important GIF coming.

The things that I like about this GIF:

1. Hart's face getting mashed against the screen

2. The extra little tackle that Homer Bailey gives at the end, making sure Hart doesn't get sucked out of the airlock and into space.

3. The calm, cool, always-in-control right hand of Corey Hart during this whole process

4. The ball comes back and hits him in the foot, taunting him

5. The part where Corey Hart flipped over a railing and landed on his feet