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↵Dig up the story of Wimpy Quinn.
↵In 1941, Wimpy pitched in three games for the Chicago Cubs, all in relief -- one game in June, two in September -- and gave up four runs in five innings.
↵Here's the thing, though: According to Baseball-Reference.com, Wimpy never pitched in a higher minor league than the Class B Illinois-Iowa-Indiana League ... and his ERA in the 3-I League was 6.00 in only 189 innings. So what did the Cubs see in him?
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