Astros 1, Cubs 0. This made me weep openly:â†µ
• A combined 10 hits, five walks and 23 strikeouts.
• Both starters featured plus-5.00 ERAs and lasted five innings, allowing no earned runs.
• A combined 0-for-19 with RISP.
• Six errors, four by the Astros.
• Three errors by Jimmy Paredes ... WHO SCORED THE ONLY RUN.
• (And yes, the run was unearned.)
I ... need to call my mother.