I transcribed this Fox Business story from earlier today. (All caps definitely in original.)
Obviously crazy news lady: So, YES. EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS BREAKING NEWS! YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR IT. The owners of the Boston Red Sox have begun quietly shopping the team and are mulling a potential sale of the storied baseball franchise.
Anodyne news man: Well, our Charlie Gasparino is the one BREAKING this news. Charlie joins us on the telephone now with some details. Whaddya know, Charlie?
Charlie: Well, full disclosure guys, this is now coming from a Yankees fan, so...
Others: Ha ha ha!


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