Don't judge a man by his race or religion, judge him by his ring size.
Submitted for your approval is Jose Canseco's 1988 American League Championship ring. If not for Kirk Gibson, Canseco would have been the hero of Game One of the World Series that year. His grand slam in the second inning put the A's up 4-2. Unfortunately, that was his last hit of the Series, as he collared his way to an .053/.182/.211 line.