Tonight's MLB.com fantasy game, "Beat The Streak In A Day," goes like so: pick 57 baseball players and if they all get hits, you might — MIGHT — win $5.6 million, roughly one-third of Jason Bay's salary.
By my unscientific math, 160 position players collected a base hit Wednesday night. With about 250 players in all lineups, plus pinch-hitters, minus days off ... the odds of you winning this contest is "you won't." Keep buying scratch-and-wins.