You want season tickets to the Reds? You can have them. All you need is a car and some time. From Hall of Fame writer Hal McCoy:

As most of you know, I am legally blind and unable to drive. For the past five years, my friend Larry Glass has been my driver from Dayton to Cincinnati and back for Cincinnati Reds home games.

Unfortunately, Larry has some health issues and won’t be able to drive this year, leaving me with no transportation to and from Reds games.

So…is there anybody out there with nothing much to do on their hands who would like to see most of the Reds home homes this season…for free.

McCoy then includes his e-mail address, which is almost certainly going to lead to a train wreck, but hopefully in that crashing-trains-filled haystack, there's someone who can help him get to Reds games.