Do you know who Eric Sogard is?
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He's a professional baseball player who wears glasses. You might not think that's weird until you see him in a play at the plate, wearing glasses. Then you realize how strange and out-of-context it seems. Huh. Glasses.
Did you want to read more about his glasses? Wait, come back. We're not done. I know your initial response is to acknowledge this almost-interesting factoid and move on with your life, but there's an important development. Eric Sogard's glasses have their own blog.
You may often hear me using the words "ours," "we," or "us." By these I mean Eric and me. I’d like to think that we are one, considering I play a fairly large role in his life. Let’s face it. I’m kind of a big deal.
I’m really excited about this blog, and the chance to share the spectacular happenings of my life.
Puns! Apparently, this is actually Eric Sogard writing from the perspective of his glasses. If your bookmarks bar is full, delete something. Because there's no way that this high-concept idea will be abandoned in a couple months. This will live forever.