Well, howdy. My name is Heath Bell! My last job didn't go so well, but I'm here to turn over a new leaf! I'm kind of wacky, like the next-door neighbor on a sitcom. You're going to love me.
But enough of my yammer-yappin'! Let me throw a pitch! That's what they pay me for, after all. Alright, here's the first pitch of a new era!
Dammit so much.