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Jason Brannon

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Jason Brannon is a sometime research assistant to Rob Neyer, wrote a chapter for Rob Neyer's Big Book of Baseball Blunders, and plays drums with Oh, Alchemy. He is the author of Use Your Beard as a Blanket and 100 Other Y2K Survival Tips. Follow Jason on Twitter at http://twitter.com/jdbranno

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So you're saying there's a chance

According to the soulless automatons who run the internet site coolstandings.com, Miami has about a 0.1 percent chance of making the playoffs. So if you could travel back in time, like Huey Lewis,...

The quality start and its discontents

Bruce Miles, mild-mannered Cub reporter, defends the quality start from its detractors: What's that, you say? Isn't a quality start six innings and three earned runs, for an ERA of 4.50?...

Yer pants too long

If you think about it, almost all the best people have manifestos. [Pause to let you nod in agreement.] Paul Lukas, ESPN's resident uniform authority, has one, too, and it's well worth your time: ...

Steve Carlton had dominating slider, is kind of a loon

I have a friend who believes basically every conspiracy theory that comes down the pike, even the ones that contradict the other ones. Turns out he has that in common with Steve Carlton: "The...

20 things I'd do if I were the commissioner

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Len Kasper, the Cubs' play-by-play man, recently penned a column about what he would do if he were "commissioner for a day." He has a lot of great ideas, like adding a fifth umpire to each crew (to...

Another rule change we should definitely do but probably won't

From the "Hey Bill" page at Bill James Online: Hey Bill, I've long thought this would be a fun if crazy way to play baseball: No fixed lineup; every turn through the "order" the manager is free...

Other than the stadium collapsing, Mrs. Busch, how was the game?

A fun (by which I mean slightly horrifying) tidbit from a recent Will Leitch podcast: Leitch: I was actually down the field [of Busch Stadium] a couple years ago ... It was 2007, so the stadium...

O, Baseball! O, Spring!

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Adapted from D.H. Lawrence and Late Night with David Letterman.

How to think about intentional walks

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Seriously, do baseball fans really pay good money to see the best players not actually play?

"What is my opinion of his performance?!?!"

Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of Lee Elia's poignant encomium to Cub Nation. Which reminded us of the second most famous manager diatribe ever caught on tape. Not as angry, nor quite so...