By way of Twitter, we have one of the reasons you don't get another person's face tattooed on your body:
via Mike DeVries
That ... I mean ... those ... those are not the two players I would choose to associate with my Yankees fandom right now, at least if I'm a Yankees fan.
Also, that part about not getting another person's face tattooed on you? Amend that to "living person", because that same tattoo artist did this one, and it's kinda rad.
(And why the bubble portrait for Cano?)