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A Ray of magic

Rays: /applause

The Great Gullgilly: Thank you, thank you. And for my next trick, I will need someone's cap. You, sir. May I see that?

Evan Longoria: Uh, well, I don't think ...

The Great Gullgilly: Thank you, sir. And with a wave of my wand and a ... presto! .... the hat disappears.

Longoria: Hey, my cap!

The Great Gullgilly: And to make it reappear, all we need to ...

Longoria: /jumps on The Great Gullguilly and beats him unconscious

Longoria: ...

Longoria: That was probably the worst way to get my cap back. I realize that now.

David Price: I ... I think he's dead.

Longoria: oh god oh god oh god

Price: Put this blanket over him and call security.

Longoria: oh no oh no oh no

Price: /puts blanket over corpse

Price: /adjusts blanket, notices corpse is gone

The Great Gullgilly (wearing Longoria's cap in doorway): So long, suckers.

The Great Gullgilly: /goes outside and grabs ladder dangling from helicopter

Longoria: Son. Of. A. Bitch.

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