Less than an hour before first pitch, a magician has captive audience in Rays clubhouse. Nearly entire team watching. twitter.com/RaysBaseball/s…— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) April 21, 2013
The Great Gullgilly: Thank you, thank you. And for my next trick, I will need someone's cap. You, sir. May I see that?
Evan Longoria: Uh, well, I don't think ...
The Great Gullgilly: Thank you, sir. And with a wave of my wand and a ... presto! .... the hat disappears.
Longoria: Hey, my cap!
The Great Gullgilly: And to make it reappear, all we need to ...
Longoria: /jumps on The Great Gullguilly and beats him unconscious
Longoria: That was probably the worst way to get my cap back. I realize that now.
David Price: I ... I think he's dead.
Longoria: oh god oh god oh god
Price: Put this blanket over him and call security.
Longoria: oh no oh no oh no
Price: /puts blanket over corpse
Price: /adjusts blanket, notices corpse is gone
The Great Gullgilly (wearing Longoria's cap in doorway): So long, suckers.
The Great Gullgilly: /goes outside and grabs ladder dangling from helicopter
Longoria: Son. Of. A. Bitch.