From the Havana Times:
Two of Cuba’s top batters, Alfredo Despaigne and Yordanis Samon, will play soon in the Mexican professional baseball league after an agreement between that organization and the Cuban sports authorities, reported Baseballdecuba.com.
AAAHHHHHH. He's so close, so close to the majors. He's just one country away now. Well, he was before, too, but there was all sorts of water between him and the majors.
There's only one thing to do.
Gimme a few minutes.