We all know about the miracle healing power of titanium, right? I don't have to go into a lengthy blah-blah-blah about how titanium has been scienterrifically proven* to increase your body's energy flow to help you reach your Maximum Oxygen Level™, do I?
No, I didn't think so. You guys get it.
You know, I used to think you could only wear titanium around your neck, like sports pitcher Justin Verlander. But according to this flyer Rob Neyer picked up at the 2013 MLB™ All-Star Game® Fanfest℠, then helpfully highlighted and mailed to me, you can now wear titanium literally anywhere on your body.