I was going to be Raul Ibanez for Halloween, but I couldn't find the right shirt. Welington Castillo showed me the error of my ways, though. It's not the shirt, dummy. It's what you do in the shirt you have. Look at this Raul Ibanez impression!
Perfect. Spot on. Amazing. Thanks for showing me the error of my ways, pun most certainly intended. You can do a flawless Raul Ibanez no matter what you're wearing.
(But I still want the shirt.)